The Order had created the chicken first. Not the egg. The egg came as a
creation afterwards, to distract you from the fact that we control
everything. What is the chicken for? The mighty chicken, was created to
infiltrate and steal away information with relative ease. Every egg is a
transmitter of information, your conversations, your ideas, they all
flow into the yellow of the egg. Egg whites take the transmission and
release it into vapor when cooked, and the yolk takes your ideas and
clogs your arteries with them, so that you literally die a slow death.
You laugh now, but consider the rooster. King chicken, he will and has
pecked out the eyes and hearts of many a strong man. Crooners like
Vicente Fernandez has spoken of mighty roosters and their power, as the
chicken is the ultimate weapon. Unassuming, laid back, and dominant,
cross us or the chicken and push forward the salmonella envelope of your
demise. Sure, eat up now, but we created the chicken to deceive the
nations, and establish our world order, one that knows all, senses all,
and tastes good when mashed into a Frankenstein monster of a food (the
nugget).
Whew, I need to rethink my meal plan today. A hard boiled egg for breakfast and a grilled chicken Caesar salad for dinner may not be the best choice.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I never eat eggs
ReplyDeleteThanks for settling the debate on which came first. The creator is always greater than what he creates.
ReplyDeleteAw snap, I've got a house full of nugget lovers. :)
ReplyDeleteBest source of lean meet. Perhaps the order thought about that too!
ReplyDeleteHank
So good to finally have that debate cleared up.
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