Wednesday, 28 August 2013

New York




Notice anything new in New York? 

Note: NOT Photoshopped either.

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Friday, 16 August 2013

Thumb Sucker

Is there a member of the family that still sucks their thumb? With this thumb sucking inhibitor that will be no more. It can adjust to any hand and will make quite the fashion statement. Two thumbs up?

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Trepanation

Ever hear of trepanation? It may just help if you're feeling ill. Doctors will drill a hole in your skull to release your demons and help increase brain matter. Do you have the power tools ready?

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Kisses






Ever wanted to stop random kisses? With the kissing shield you may get your wish. It states in the patent that it protects against all forms of cooties. It may come in handy.

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Flatulence Deodorizing Pad

Another great patent that you may have missed is the flatulence deodorizing pad. With it your farts no longer have to stink. Are you ready to give it a go?

Monday, 12 August 2013

Diet

Ever wonder what kind of weird patents are out there? Here is one for him. The anti-eating face mask. All you have to do is lock your face up and you could shed pounds. It was created in 1982. Can't say it has taken off.

Friday, 9 August 2013

Worthless


Aren't a fan of the word worthless? You have Shakespeare to thank for that one. He created at least 1700 new words  in the English language. Hurry, assassination and critic were a few of the others.

Thursday, 8 August 2013

Clarissa


Ever want to read the longest novel written in English? Well you are in for a treat. By the time you are done you probably won't be saying I want more. After reading 1,000,000 words, you may be a bit burnt out.

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Pi


For those really keen on math or for those who really want to learn, you shouldn't have any fear. In this 800 page book you get to watch the author demonstrate how to find Pi. What was it again?

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

What The Dickens?


You know we all have our little needs when writing. Something to eat or silence or something else of the like. But Charles Dickens was original. He could not write unless he was facing north.

Monday, 5 August 2013

An E Feat

Ever read this one? Ever even heard of it before? The novel is just over 50,000 words long and it does not contain a single letter E. Think you could write without E?

Friday, 2 August 2013

Spider Web

Here is an off the wall theory for saving the planet from any incoming space debris, simply genetically mutate huge spiders that can breathe in space. Then get them to build huge webs all around the Earth. Think I could market it?

Thursday, 1 August 2013

Mooning

Ever wanted to fly? Should the moon ever be cut in half or shift far away, gravity may go up. As in everything will start to float. There will be a run on nails, that is for sure. Maybe even cement shoes. Even the fillings in your mouth could be pulled out and go through your head, killing you. Death by dental work, worse ways?