Is there a member of the family that still sucks their thumb? With this thumb sucking inhibitor that will be no more. It can adjust to any hand and will make quite the fashion statement. Two thumbs up?
Ever wonder what kind of weird patents are out there? Here is one for him. The anti-eating face mask. All you have to do is lock your face up and you could shed pounds. It was created in 1982. Can't say it has taken off.
Ever want to read the longest novel written in English? Well you are in for a treat. By the time you are done you probably won't be saying I want more. After reading 1,000,000 words, you may be a bit burnt out.
Here is an off the wall theory for saving the planet from any incoming space debris, simply genetically mutate huge spiders that can breathe in space. Then get them to build huge webs all around the Earth. Think I could market it?
Ever wanted to fly? Should the moon ever be cut in half or shift far away, gravity may go up. As in everything will start to float. There will be a run on nails, that is for sure. Maybe even cement shoes. Even the fillings in your mouth could be pulled out and go through your head, killing you. Death by dental work, worse ways?