Tuesday, 31 March 2015

What the order do on their days off

The order have always been busy enough not to experience boredom at any moment, but they do enjoy vacation from their work. The order enjoy traveling outside of planet earth for their vacations most of the time, but for their days off, they just travel to the uncharted islands that they have turned into the ideal quick vacationing spots for their specific needs. There are many members of the order who have be using some of the most popular vacation spots that humans use.

The order enjoys going to remote islands and exotic countries to enjoy the natural beauty that this planet has to offer. There are many locations in this planet that have not been accessible for a long time. But the order still has access to all such areas.

Monday, 30 March 2015

How the order are able to freeze time

The order are not able to travel back in time, but they have found a way to freeze time for up to 5 seconds and this has allowed them to do all kinds of things in present time that have shaped the way in which millions of human decisions have been made. They can do up to ten of those five second time stops every 300 hours. They have been able to steal documents, abduct humans that seem to disappear out of thin air and destroyed research that could lead to problematic situations.

The order are looking for ways to find larger portals to freeze time and this is going to make it easy for them to perform other alterations that can help stop all sorts of terrible catastrophic events. The time freeze is the closest the order has been able to get to time traveling.

Friday, 27 March 2015

Where the order send the killer clowns

Killer clowns are probably the most evil kind of humans because in their manic state, they have been known to commit the most atrocious and violent crimes that the world has ever seen. Some of them have been so terrible, that the order decided to keep them away from the news, because they would create panic in certain areas of the world. Killer clowns are usually the direct result of experiments conducted by aliens on people.

They wear masks because they have been turned into horrible creatures due to the many experiments that the human body doesn’t handle very well. There is radiation of another level involved in these tests and it turns humans into monstrous creatures. This makes them feel anger that is also fueled by an irregular amount of testosterone that is released uncontrollably and it reaches levels that are extremely dangerous. Even the women become ferocious and muscular monsters. They keep their human size and shape, but their faces deform and their bodies are much stronger. They are all now kept in a maximum security prison underground and they do all kinds of mining work for the order.

Thursday, 26 March 2015

Why the order created stuffed animals

The order have been doing all kinds of things to monitor human activity in all homes. The best way to monitor humans is to begin at birth. This is to determine why they grow up to be a certain way and to display certain behaviors. So the order built an item that would be purchased by 90% of the mothers of the civilized world. The stuffed animals are the perfect camera and those black eyeballs that you see in most of them are high tech cameras. To the human eye, these are just plastic buttons, but the technology used to create them involves all kinds of materials that allow for direct broadcasting of anything that is in front of them.

No human could ever figure out what is going on inside of any of those plastic buttons and that is the beauty of it. It’s surveillance that cannot be traced by human technology.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

How the order deal with time travelers

The order recently had to deal with an incredible discovery. There have been visitors from the future that have been captured by the order and this means that traveling back in time is indeed possible. There are parallel universes and reality is something that depends on which universe you are standing in. The order are not able to travel back in time at this point, but they know there is an alien species that has achieved this at least four times. All of the captured time travelers have died with the secret. They use something similar to the cyanide pills that spies bite when they are captured. In their case their blood freezes in a matter of milliseconds and they die instantly.

The order are hoping that they will be able to capture one of them and keep the alien time traveler alive long enough to interrogate it. Once the order is able to travel back in time, they will rule the earth with much more efficiency.

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Why the order use ghostwriters for their books

There are many reasons why the order has been using ghostwriters for their books. The most important one is that the most influential books cannot be published under a real name of the order. This is why the entire production of the book is basically given to a human ghostwriter. All they need to do is use certain phrases and words from time to time in their stories. This is enough to get the subliminal messages to work on the minds of the people who read these books. The actual sci-fi contents of the books should be highly engaging and attractive in order to capture the attention of the reader and make sure that they read all of it.

For the subliminal messages to stick for a long time, the entire book length is required. This happens because the messages are strategically scattered through the book. The length of the subliminal message material will determine the length of the book that needs to be written.

Monday, 23 March 2015

What the order look for when recruiting

The order are constantly recruiting humans for all kinds of work they need done on Earth. You can imagine something like the men in black and that would be an accurate description of what it would be like to get contacted by the order. You would have to renounce your life and become a person who is no longer involved in any human activities. You will be sent to work in places that are not accessible to other humans. There is also another kind of recruit and it’s the people who get to work as spies and remain part of society. They continue to have regular jobs, but they get paid extra to become informants of the order.

This is a very common recruitment and the order has more than 2 million recruits worldwide in key locations. There are some requirements to be selected, but they are mostly related to investigative skills.

Friday, 20 March 2015

Why the order declassified Pluto as a planet

The order knows the importance of keeping Pluto around, even if they declassified, because they cannot draw attention to the fact that it’s actually a huge space station that is populated by the highest members of the order. This is something that could create some speculation and Pluto is not to be targeted for humans to conduct studies. The good news is that there is no way for humans to see any of the structures in Pluto because they are all underground and the entrances are hidden perfectly.

There might be a point when Pluto will be revealed for what it is and perhaps they will allow for humans to take credit for it. Otherwise it could be unveiled as an alien structure that was abandoned by the aliens, but the order will never let humans find any important information or materials there.

Thursday, 19 March 2015

Where the order placed surviving Neanderthals

There is actually a different kind of human that has lived in the depths of the amazons. They look the way that Neanderthals would look and their intelligence is lower than that of regular human beings. Their evolution has stopped because they have not been exposed to any evaluative behavior. They only exercise their minds to hunt, gather and procreate. They have no debates or languages and they grunt to each other with different kinds of sounds and volumes to communicate how they feel.

They have been taken to a section of the jungle that is close to the werewolves camp. They are not smart enough to know how to get through a few important obstacles that don’t allow access to the werewolf territory.

Wednesday, 18 March 2015

How the order find a mate

The order actually do look for mates and they find them only in other order members. The relationships between order members and humans are strictly forbidden, But thankfully, there is no need or desire for any order member to have a relationship with a human. The order do not feel arousal towards humans and the mental abilities of humans are hundreds of thousands of years behind in intelligence and knowledge.

The order always look for another order member for companion, but the way the order reproduce is completely asexual. For the order, sex is nothing but another useless flaw in the human design. The human ambition and selfishness is also something that the order find barbaric and unintelligent. No order member has ever shown interest for a human as a mate and they never will. The most significant relationship between an order member and a human has been for tactical purposes only. 

Tuesday, 17 March 2015

How the order rank humans

The order use a very special system in order to decide how humans are ranked. Their accomplishments need to be compared to their ability to contribute something new and useful to the world. There are thousands of people who are extremely successful, but all they do is sell items in order to make their fortune. This people are ranked lower in the standards of the order than those who actually provide something useful for the benefit of the world and human kind.

This basically means that if you made money selling clothes that someone else designed, you are just a merchant. There is nothing insulting of demeaning about that, but your value in the eyes of the order is lower. Success and high value in the order ranks are two different things. A scientist who ends up broke for not creating a patent for curing a terminal disease is definitely someone who has more value than the richest merchant in the world.

Monday, 16 March 2015

Where the order hid the leprechaun king

The leprechaun King is without a doubt the most vicious and evil creature in the world. This monster has nothing but hate towards the human race and he wants to rule Earth at any cost. He has no problem with killing any human being and he likes to torture them slowly. He lacks any form of empathy towards humans too. This forced the order to hide him because there is a need for this creature alive.

The order has always kept the enemies of humans alive for a very particular reason. If humanity becomes a lost cause, the order will release all of the enemies of humanity and they will no longer defend the species. This would mean that hunting season would be permanent for humans.

Friday, 13 March 2015

Why the order created the light bulb

The light bulb is not a human creation. The truth is that 90% of human technology has been the direct result of the order involvement. There is no reason for the order to take credit for something that has not been done by them. The light bulb was given to humans to get them out of the dark ages and to help them find their way into a better lifestyle. This allowed for a few human inventions to be created, but for the most part, the inventiveness of the human mind has been far from convincing so far.

The order has been thinking about how much longer they will be helping humans in their evolution. There are hopes that the humans will soon begin to catch up as they should. Otherwise they might face extermination once the order stops protecting them from their many enemies.

Thursday, 12 March 2015

Why the order hate award shows

The order have been trying to get humans to evolve into intelligent creatures, but it seems like their biggest obsession is with personal wealth and fame. The order hate award shows because they do not believe that people who work in entertainment should be awarded for it. This is not something that fosters human intelligence, but there is no question that it is a necessary evil.

Award shows are the most pathetic display of worship towards people who don’t generally care about the people who love them so much. The world was not built by Hollywood, but now there is no way to deny the usefulness of the entertainment industry. The point is that the award shows are not something that the order considers to be useful in any way, but they allow them to happen because the masses love them.

Wednesday, 11 March 2015

How the order stopped the Hydra monster

The hydra monster was very much real and it cause the deaths of many humans in the swamps of northern Europe. A total of 24 hydra monsters have been captured and kept in captivity. They are not going to be destroyed because they seem to be extremely useful to guard many hidden treasures that the order keeps. These hydra monsters have been placed in swamps in the perimeter that some of these treasures are kept. All humans and aliens that have tried to get near these areas have been annihilated by the hydra monsters.

The order believes that the hydra monsters came here with an alien ship and the aliens left them in swaps all over the world to see how they would behave on Earth. Their home planet is not known at this moment.

Tuesday, 10 March 2015

Why the order created basketball

The order knew that it needed to create a large number of entertaining activities that could keep the masses from going crazy. There is no doubt that the daily grind of the working man is something that can become extremely difficult to deal with. Basketball is one of the outlets that people have in order to be able to get through so many days of the same old activities. This is part of the major sports entertainment that is provided to the masses so that they can have something to look forward to.

The order feels like basketball is still one of the most powerful ways to keep people calm all over the world. There is still no reason to come up with any variation of basketball because it still makes a large number of people quite excited. Once it starts to lose the popularity that it has, it will have to be replaced with other new sports that provide more of a rush to the public.

Monday, 9 March 2015

Zodiac Killer: Newly Discovered Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Another new release!

Zodiac Killer: Newly Discovered Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 

 Could it really be that The Zodiac Killer and DB Cooper are one and the same unidentified criminals?

With the knowledge that Jack The Ripper may have living descendants, could it be that The Zodiac Killer is his offspring?

Imagine if Sherlock Holmes were put on these cases, would the culprits finally be revealed?

Friday, 6 March 2015

How the order control your dreams

There is nothing more powerful than the ability to control the dreams of humans because this can have an incredible impact on their decision making. The manipulation of dreams is one of the most popular methods that the order use to control humans. This has led to may critical decisions that human leaders have made in the last few centuries. The methods to control dreams are basically with the use of psychic forces that many order members possess.

The beauty of controlling human minds with this method is that it allows them to think that they are not being influenced at all. This is the perfect way to get them to do anything that the order wants without any suspicions been raised. The order has been challenged in the past by top ranked human leaders that have hired human psychics to protect them, but most of them never last long.

Thursday, 5 March 2015

How the order keep you in debt

The order are always looking for ways to keep humans in debt because this is the only way to keep the machine moving forward. There is no way that the governments and large corporations of the world could ever survive if they didn’t have enough people up to their necks in debt. Once you manage to get yourself out of debt, you are no longer useful to the order and they need to find ways to get you in debt again.

Some people have actually figured out how this system works and they understand that all the expensive cars, the luxurious clothes and jewelry are all part of that system that lures humans into getting in debt. Everyone wants to live comfortably and ambition combined with envy are the main tools that the order uses to keep people in debt for their whole lives or at the very least paying large sums of money for overpriced products.

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Why the order don't rid the world of drugs

There is a very simple and rather Darwinian answer to that question and we want to assure you that it’s nothing personal with any human being, but the truth is that the order will never get rid of drugs because they help weed out the weak and they preserve the strong. This is the best way to allow only those with strong minds to survive. The more dangerous drugs we have out there, the easier it will be for this “natural” cleansing to take place, but the order is fair and even drug addicts are given a chance to be strong and to get out of their terrible addiction by counseling and rehab clinics.

There are many drugs in development now and most of them are low end creations of human dealers who want to cash in on the weakness of others, but some of them are being created by top human scientists who become partners with mafia bosses all over the world. The order doesn’t care to get involved in the production drugs, but they allow for them to continue to exist all for a greater purpose.

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

How the order built Noah’s ark

Noah’s ark is real and there have been many arks in the past, not just the one that was used to gather all the animals during the massive floods that are mentioned in the bible. The truth is that the order was in charge of building the ark and “Noah” was just the name of the project that was going to provide safety for all animals species until the floods ended. The order has been working on plenty of other arks that will be needed. Some of them will be launched in space while others are meant to allow humans to survive in the ocean for several years in case of a major flood.

There is nothing more important to the order than to preserve human life on planet earth. Not because humans have been found to be that great of a species, but because too much time has been invested in their existence just to lose all of them to a major natural disaster event.

Monday, 2 March 2015

Where the order hide their theme park

The order actually have their own theme parks, but they are hidden from the public because there are too many attractions in those theme parks that reveal a lot of important information about technological advances that humans have yet to discover on their own. Once they “discover” them, the order will start letting the public theme parks of the world have rides that implement that kind of technology.

One of the most popular rides in the theme parks of the order are the ones that allow for telatransportation to take place. This is the reason why the order have to hide their theme parks form the public view. These theme parks are mostly underground with a few exceptions that are located in uncharted islands. Access to humans will be granted at some point, but not until they learn how to implement that kind of technology in their own lives.