Wednesday 31 December 2014

Why the order store everyone’s data

There is a very simple reason with the order stores all the data that becomes available to us. We like to be able to monitor everything you are doing and how valuable you are for your community. If a person is always complaining about the current situation and not doing anything to contribute to the progress of the world, they become an enemy of the state without knowing it, but their fate is sealed and the order will make sure that they never make enough wealth or get opportunities to climb higher in their social ranks.

The order is very supportive of those who work extremely hard to achieve what they want. Once we see a subject that has gone through the trials of hard work to gain success, we will start to open doors to that person to a higher level of wealth.

Tuesday 30 December 2014

How the order killed Hitler

We have all read or heard about the horrors that occurred in this world when Hitler was in power. The biggest problem that society has is that it can be hard to determine who is too crazy to be allowed to reach a higher level of power in life. Hitler was certainly someone who could be deemed as insane by many people and his atrocious acts against humanity are infamous and forever will be.

Hitler was killed by the order because we knew that his whole idea was derailed from logical thought. He wanted “perfect” humans in a way that was purely physical and not intellectual. This made Hitler a completely useless strategist and a dangerous man who had no valuable interest in changing the world. We sent out someone who would put an end to his existence because he had no value to us alive.

Monday 29 December 2014

Why the order forbid time travel

Time travel has been a fascination of human kind for a long time now and many sci-fi movies have turned it into a mainstream concept that everyone debates about. Some people believe that it would be impossible to go back in time, but they think you can go forward. There are many contradictions that time traveling can pose and this is one of the reasons why it’s such a complicated subject.

Things finally changed in 1971 when a group of scientists managed to get a person to travel one hour into the future. This seemed like a small window of time, but after conducting some experiments they realized that in one hour they had all the time they needed in order to completely change what the future holds. We knew this was going to turn into a problem and we put a stop to the project and everyone involved was told to forget about it or face the consequences.

Tuesday 23 December 2014

Where the order go for Christmas break

The order can tend to go to different places during their vacation but for Christmas there is a very special base that was constructed in an island that is uncharted. It might seem crazy to believe that there is an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but this is not an ordinary island. This island was constructed by the order to have all kinds of installations and underwater apartments so that every member of the order could make the most out of their time while on vacation.

We have also allowed some humans to visit these installations and they are usually those who get handpicked because of their contributions to our work on Earth. This island has everything that the members of the order could ever need in order to survive on Earth for decades without looking for external supplies. It’s impossible for planes and radars to actually see it due to a special cloaking system.

Monday 22 December 2014

Why the order created Christmas

There is no question that one of the most popular times of the year is Christmas. There is an obvious religious reason for this holiday, but the order is responsible for religion as well. This is all basically an orchestrated process that is meant to keep people under control. If you take a good look at the way that the world works, you will see that this is the holiday that makes most people feel happy and excited. There are obviously those who tend to feel sad and depressed because they lost loved ones during the season or just recently, but the vast majority of people are in a very good mood during the holidays.

The order created Christmas because it gives people something to look forward to when they get to the end of the year. They are basically another gear in the machinery and we need them to feel happy and cheerful about something.

Friday 19 December 2014

How the order stopped an elf invasion

The elves are supposed to be creatures that seek peace and harmony. This is actually true and they tend to be very diplomatic with other species with the exception of the human race. They completely hate what the human race has done with the world and how much they have affected others species on Earth. This is the reason why they planned an invasion back in 1974, but we managed to convince them that this would be a bad move.

We told the elves that we should allow for the human race to evolve into better creatures with stronger minds. We told them that they deserve a chance in evolution too and they agreed to allow for another century of evolution to take place. We just hope that this will be enough time to see changes that will please other species such as the elves.


Thursday 18 December 2014

Why the order came to earth

The order came to earth for a very simple reason and that was to make sure that we had plenty of experimental species to work with all over the universe. We are stationed in hundreds of planets and we are always performing all kinds of new experiments on all of them. To be perfectly honest one of the most intriguing, but also least useful planets, has been Earth. We are intrigued because the human species are so flawed but somehow they have been able to evolve into a better race.

The problem with this planet is that the humans have ruined a lot of resources and continue to destroy it because they are still not evolved enough to know how not to ruin it through inventions and science. We came here to see just how much we could help them evolve without being too involved in their decision making process.

Wednesday 17 December 2014

Where the order put the gargoyles

Gargoyles are very dangerous creatures and they are far from mythical. They have existed for a long time and there was a moment in Earth’s history when humanity was almost exterminated because of the Gargoyles. They planned to take over the world back 1876 and we decided that we needed to do something about it. The Gargoyle is not a creature of peace and they live for chaos and destruction. Their race is probably the only one that is more destructive than humans and this is why they are so dangerous.

We knew that the gargoyles posed a very serious threat and we decided to offer a planet to them, one planet that allowed them to feel like rulers of their land. The plan worked because fortunately they are not very bright creatures and they have no ambition but to be the only species on their planet. We sent them to a place outside this solar system and their technology is far too inferior for traveling back to Earth.



Tuesday 16 December 2014

Where the order rebuilt Atlantis

The order has the power to do anything we please with the structures that are built on planet Earth. We are constantly looking for ways to make sure that the most beautiful architecture is always preserved. If there is one thing we have always loved is the creativity of the human brain regardless of the lack of interest in the survival of their species. Atlantis is the city that very few human eyes have been able to see ever since it was created and it will probably remain hidden in its new location for a long time. We used human mutations that could live underwater to build this city and they did an incredible job.

We rebuilt the entire city in the depths of the Atlantic Ocean because we feel like this is one of the most interesting creations of humans up to this point. We might bring it out for humans to see it at some point in the future. Those that made this city died long ago but we have current human mutations that populate the city and know how to maintain a low profile. They only emerge at night in deserted beaches. The original location of the city was in danger of being found.

Monday 15 December 2014

How the order beat the Illuminati

The Illuminati have existed for ages now and they are all humans that have enough wealth to create a secret society that holds so much capital that they can literally decide the fate of millions. These are the people who finance revolutions, they also finance the politicians and turn them into their puppets. There are actually a large number of Illuminati who are members of the group, but they have rivalries to see who can finance more projects to continue to grow wealthier.

This is a game that is reserved only to those who have so much money that they can purchase entire corporations and groups of people to perform all kinds of acts of violence and destruction. We had to beat them because they had completely deprived the world of the chance to evolve naturally. The Illuminati sealed the fate of all humans with their quest for power and they had to be eliminated.

Friday 12 December 2014

How the order stopped a meteor strike from destroying earth

The Earth has been in the path of meteor strikes for a long time and the extinction of several species before humans inhabited the world was caused by these rock formations that come from different parts of the universe. The biggest problem with them is that they can destroy all life on our planet and a large meteor could even make the entire world disappear into millions of pieces.

The order has always been there to make sure that no meteor ever comes too close to Earth. The closest call was when we had to take out a meteor that was the size of the state of Texas. This meteor was large enough to destroy all life forms and make the planet inhabitable for centuries. We could have easily left the planet and evacuated every member of the order out of it, but we chose to destroy the threat.

Thursday 11 December 2014

Why the order create mutants

We have all seen movies about people who have mutant powers and this might seem like fiction to a lot of people but the truth is that the order has been experimenting with all kinds of mutant life forms for a long time now. The first time we decided to conduct tests was when we came up with a mutation of humans that had the ability to stay underwater for up to 4 hours. We needed this in order to get them to build all of the underwater facilities that we have available in the world.

We have also experimented with mutation for high endurance and others that can be fully functional without any sleep for more than 4 to 5 weeks. These are all experiments that have allowed us to find out much more about how we can change human genetics easily. We are still conducting such experiments but they are all highly classified.

Wednesday 10 December 2014

Where the order hid Blackbeard’s treasure

We hid Blackbeard’s treasure in the same place that we have hidden some of the earth’s most important treasures. There are fortunes and wealth beyond the wildest dreams of any person in this world in a secluded area that we use for storage. The guardians of these items and treasures are more than enough protection to be sure that they are safe from human hands. We know that if some of these treasures got in the wrong hands, they could be used for evil purposes.

Blackbeard’s treasure is without a doubt one of the most important and popular in the world and there are thousands of billionaires who have financed all kinds of expeditions to find it. This is never going to be possible because the treasure is hidden inside the Earth in a facility that is impossible to find. They have wasted millions of dollars trying to find it and it’s never going to happen.

Tuesday 9 December 2014

How the order created a village in the center of the earth

There is a huge village in the center of the Earth, and believe it or not it’s actually hidden in the hottest area of the very core of the Earth’s crust. The reason why it has been so easy to keep a whole village there is because we have access to alien materials that are resistant to the hottest or coldest temperatures imaginable. Even melting hot lava would never be able to affect the villagers inside because they live in an environment protected by materials that are completely unknown on Earth.

We managed to get them in there and we won’t be exposing them to the outside world until they are fully evolved. We must report that they are much more intelligent than humans and they are a younger species. We have high hopes for that test subject. We might even use them to populate the exterior and leave humans out of the equation.

Monday 8 December 2014

Why the order created global warming

There is a lot of talk all over the world about global warming and people are actually thinking that their pollution has something to do with it, but the reason is that we are slowly destroying the ozone layer to force humans to think of ways to survive in the future. We believe that human beings have started to become extremely lazy in their ways and they only indulge in the most basic desires for self-gratification.

This means that their productivity towards matters that are truly important is not as optimal as it should be. Humans are not evolving at the rate we would have expected and this is a disappointment to say the least. We still hope that there will be a stage of strong evolution for human kind within the next century. This is something that is going to determine the fate of humanity. We are still not convinced if they are worth the effort.

Friday 5 December 2014

How the order stopped a rabbit invasion

You might be laughing at the title of this blog but the rabbit is an animal that could invade the earth like very few other animals have the potential of doing. They could invade so quickly and also become strategically dangerous for humans. The problem is that people don’t realize that the rabbit is a very strong and highly dangerous animal if there are too many of them around. There was a year back in 1945 that was called the year of the rabbit by the horde, because we heard of a small town in South Australia that was overrun by rabbits.

They had started to become aggressive and they bit every person they would see and this means that they had started to evolve into territorial animals. This was a serious issue because it meant that they could easily overrun an entire population within a year. This is why we had to conduct a massive hunt of these animals and bring the population back down as much as possible.


Thursday 4 December 2014

Why the order visit other dimensions

The order has been visiting other dimensions for a long time now because we know how valuable and important it is find new planets, new species and new projects that we can start to take care of. This is something that allows us to get to other planets that are millions of miles away from our system in a matter of minutes. Dimensional travel has made it very easy for life forms of all kinds to be able to study each other and learn about technological advances while comparing and sharing that knowledge.

The best thing about being able to travel to other dimensions is that we can also use worm holes to move planets out of the way of danger and this would put an end to the issues of having to deal with meteors or potential damages caused by other events in the universe.

Wednesday 3 December 2014

Why the order protect humans

The order is very much aware of the fact that humans are not the most productive or intelligent species in the universe, but they have proven they can evolve even if it happens in small steps at a time. We are still hopeful that the human race will evolve to a point that will make them a valuable asset to the order instead of being a burden that we have to babysit. It might sound harsh, but this is the truth. Humans need to be watched over because they are still more likely to mess things up than do any good.

The truth is that we feel like we can still give a chance to humans and there are also other species like the elves who want to eradicate humans from the face of the planet due to their lack of care for the world that they live in. The human evolution is still far from optimal and they are destructive creatures with very little sense of community progress.

Tuesday 2 December 2014

Stories of the Order - Clouds

There are actually shapes in many clouds that you see in the sky and you would swear that someone designed then. The truth is that there is a reason for those clouds to be shaped in the way that they are. It is because we created clouds for the purpose of hiding aircraft that are not supposed to be seen by human eyes just yet. This is why we manufacture certain clouds to be able to hide entire aircraft that are huge and others that are smaller. When you see a very thick white cloud it is usually us behind their creation.

If you look up to the sky you will realize that there are many times when clouds are looking too thick and too large and this is when we usually mobilize our fleet from one place to another. We have been doing this for hundreds of years now and we will continue to do it for a long time until you are ready to see this technology.

Monday 1 December 2014

Where the order stashed Jimmy Hoffa

They say that the perfect hiding places is always the one that is the most obvious at times and Jimmy Hoffa is without a doubt hidden in a place that fits that requirement. Hoffa was declared missing and dead because of his absence but he died of old age under our care. We had to hide him because he knew information about the order that was not supposed to be let out so we cut a deal with him. We let him live as long as he retired to one of our retirement camps for people who have been exposed to the order in some way.

Jimmy was quite amused by all of the stories that came out when he disappeared and the crazy theories that some people had about his disappearance. His remains are hidden in a place that civilians walk through every single day and they are clueless that they are walking in the area that Jimmy Hoffa’s remains are resting.