Tuesday, 18 August 2015

How the order created the chicken

The Order had created the chicken first. Not the egg. The egg came as a creation afterwards, to distract you from the fact that we control everything. What is the chicken for? The mighty chicken, was created to infiltrate and steal away information with relative ease. Every egg is a transmitter of information, your conversations, your ideas, they all flow into the yellow of the egg. Egg whites take the transmission and release it into vapor when cooked, and the yolk takes your ideas and clogs your arteries with them, so that you literally die a slow death.

You laugh now, but consider the rooster. King chicken, he will and has pecked out the eyes and hearts of many a strong man. Crooners like Vicente Fernandez has spoken of mighty roosters and their power, as the chicken is the ultimate weapon. Unassuming, laid back, and dominant, cross us or the chicken and push forward the salmonella envelope of your demise. Sure, eat up now, but we created the chicken to deceive the nations, and establish our world order, one that knows all, senses all, and tastes good when mashed into a Frankenstein monster of a food (the nugget).

7 comments:

  1. Whew, I need to rethink my meal plan today. A hard boiled egg for breakfast and a grilled chicken Caesar salad for dinner may not be the best choice.

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  2. Thanks for settling the debate on which came first. The creator is always greater than what he creates.

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  3. Aw snap, I've got a house full of nugget lovers. :)

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  4. Best source of lean meet. Perhaps the order thought about that too!

    Hank

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  5. So good to finally have that debate cleared up.

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