Monday, 11 August 2014

Stories of The Order - Grammar

It has come to the attention of the order that we have not been speaking properly when telling stories to the feeble human mind, in some cases. Grammar Nazis, a definition for those with a clenched rectal mass, have bombarded the order with questions.

What humans and other beings must realize is the language of the order is so far beyond human comprehension that it must be dumbed down a lot. So some things get lost in translation along the way. English, Spanish, Dutch, whatever language you humans have supposedly made up through out the years, does not hold a candle to the language used by the order. We can't even say its name in any language that you will understand.

The only member of the order that has been successful at conversing with the feeble human mind has been the Holy Ghost Writer in their many works. The order does not know how, but it seems the Holy Ghost Writer understands the feeble human mind. So the next time a grammar mistake is seen in our stories know we try to stoop down to mankind's level, it is just an impossible task sometimes.

7 comments:

  1. ha. i wish i had an excuse like that for grammar...smiles...

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  2. Poor order, it has to be tough to commune with humans

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  3. Their grammar still beats mine, is that bad?

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  4. With grammar and language in general ever evolving, I often wonder what standard the Grammar Nazis adhere to. Is there a Grammar Nazi Handbook I should be consulting?

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  5. I have a hard time understanding some humans, too. I have no idea where they went to school, but it certainly wasn't a place that taught proper English!

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  6. You ain't seem nutt'n yet, kid. I could make you stoop down further or farther.... go ahead grammar Nazi, do your job. LOL

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