Friday, 4 July 2014

Stories of The Order - Rain

The Order would like to tell you about the rain. Ever notice the grey skies? The water comes down and it can flood and back up so fast. The reason why things are grey is because we use grey water, or as you may know it as the flushing water in the toilet bowl. Whenever there is a flush, a bit of it gets sent straight to the skies. When the rain falls, you are enjoying a bath in recycled, reused, grey water from the toilets and showers across the world. During sporting events like the World Cup, an extra amount of flushing happens during the half time periods, and that contributes to the rain water.

The next time you feel droplets, open up your mouth and say, ahhh…because The Order is generously providing you with water. Next time someone is discussing grey water, just think about the flushing of the toilets around the world, because without those things in the sky, there would be no rain. Notice the smell, the taste, and the darkness that comes as a result of the rain and you will understand. If you don’t understand, that’s too bad. Oh and don’t think about curtailing your flushing, we’ll flush for you if we have to, we can do that. You’re welcome.

8 comments:

  1. Hilarious! The flushing is always a quick process and out one goes . Never realized one is to meet again! Great one HGW!

    Hank

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  2. So just give a little flush you say

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  3. ha. they gave me plenty last night at the music festival...made for a rather muddy mosh pit....but was def quite refreshing....

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  4. Rain is needed, just not sure I want to know where it comes from

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  5. I'm not adverse to rain, usually. :)

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  6. Whenever I pee I shoot it straight into a cloud. What do you mean you don't believe me?

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  7. I don't think I'll be singing in the rain any time soon after reading this!

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