The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite group that takes pride on always winning and giving us fellow Americans and non-Americans false hope. Don’t worry they don’t mean to silence you and take away your rights of being heard. It’s just that if you don’t go out and vote then who’s going do it for you?
After all, some of you
don’t really care about voting anyways; they see you mention the fact
that “voting is rigged” all the time on Google so this particular piece
of information shouldn’t come as a surprise. Well, this is the U.S. and
it is a democracy after all, so they’d like to keep it that way than to
hear all of your nagging that “I never asked for this president, mayor,
How come I never get a say?” You do still
get your say (of false hope that is) and those of you who are lucky
enough to pick the right person for president are happy campers. Rigging
an election is easy if you are part of the Monte Cristo Order. You see,
these people have a meeting every year at a place called Bohemian Grove
to discuss what will go on in the world next.
years they talk about what president will be elected and in 2008 they
just randomly decided that they should hire a black president whose only
job is to chill in the White House like every other president since the
U.S events and agenda have been figured out for that year.
you know that helping hands are hired every election season not only to
bring you false hope but to shred your voting ballots after you walk
away ecstatic and drive home feeling proud of yourself for voting and
sharing your voice. They’re in on the gig too. Next election season
check the back of the airport or wherever you vote at and pay attention
to the Waste Management Trucks that are parked in the back or garage
area of the facility.