Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Stories of The Order - Amelia Earhart

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a highly evolved and deeply considerate group that take pride in rewarding certain humans that they find to be particularly impressive or exceptional.

One of these chosen individuals is Amelia Earhart. Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Most are blind enough to believe that this amazing and courageous woman disappeared on July 2, 1937. When in fact this was the date that The Order chose to reward her by stealing her away in their own private and extremely lavish aircraft. On board this craft, she was praised and congratulated and given the finest of Monte Cristo Wine to sip on till they reached their destination.

The destination The Order chose was a large but hidden Island just off the coast of Ibiza. You see, in their wisdom and understanding The Order of Monte Cristo know that girls really do just wanna have fun. So naturally, they introduced the beautiful and talented Earhart to the carefree world of clubbing. Amelia loves nothing more than to dance all night to hottest club classics, her body adorned with glow necklaces and glitter.

13 comments:

  1. So that is where Amelia has been all these years, clubbing it up.

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  2. Clubbing it up in the Southern Oceans! How very nice! None so tragic! Nicely HGW!

    Hank

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  3. at least she got to have some fun after disappearing eh? smiles...

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  4. Mystery solved! Now if we could only find out what happened to Hoffa...

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  5. Well that is one mystery down

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  6. Now I will have Cindy Lauper stuck in my head all day long.

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  7. Great pawst!

    Penny, the pawsitive host of the Alphabark Challenge, 2014!

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  8. I hope they got Elvis there, too. Enjoyable read! Happy to follow your blog.

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  9. So glad things ended well for Amelia!

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  10. ...and she never aged one single bit! Awesome.

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  11. What a wild girl she is, clubbing it up while the rest of the world ponders her disappearance!

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  12. She's getting a little old for the glitter dances, hmm?? :)

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