Monday, 25 November 2013

Stories of the Order - The Fountain of Youth

The Sovereign Order of Monte Christo a group of entities no one can quite explain. Are they human, aliens, or some hybrid species of something all together different? We will never know. You see this group has probably been around since the dawn of time. They are probably the most advanced species in the universe.

During one of their many travels across our great land they ambled across a lake, which looked as though it was a natural fountain. It was beautiful. They decided to take a closer look. It was like nothing even the Sovereign Order Of Monte Christo had seen in all their travels.

They walked towards it. The water twinkled and glistened. When they stood over it they felt like something was unusual about this body of water. It couldn’t be, but it was. It was the fountain of youth. When anyone is near it, it absorbs everything about them, absorbing their memories. What they saw in that water floored them. Vlad is a direct ancestor of Dracula. Van Helsing destroyed Dracula many moons ago to join the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.

Vlad came to avenge his ancestors’ unlawful murder according to him, but he got laughed out because he had Van Helsing dead to right. He was ready to go in for the kill. As he bit down blood gushed out of Van Helsings neck from the mini punctures. Van Helsing opened his eyes realizing he was still alive. He looked around looking for Vlad. Vlad was even paler that usual. And he was pacing back and forth talking about how gross the blood was and how could vampires do it.

Then it came to light Vlad was not a vampire. He aged. He aged because he could never get enough blood in him because it grossed him out. Eventually, he discovered away to maintain the beauty of a vampire. He found the fountain of youth. It apparently works on vampires.

No one knew where it was but Vlad. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could not believe they had found it. They thought at one point Vlad might be a threat but after that incident. They knew he was no threat so they didn’t bother him. But they did use their powers to take all the water out of the fountain and move it. And they got popcorn and front row seats to see Vlad’s face when he returned.

16 comments:

  1. Poor Vlad, can you share where it is at though?

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  2. Aaaaahhhh so that's why we have to keep getting Botox and fillers 'cause the Order even controls the fountain of youth.

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  3. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo sounds like a bunch of bullies to me.

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  4. Save me a seat and I want butter on my popcorn.

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  5. I'm gonna find it and take it back

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  6. I bet Vlad doesn't even sparkle, either...

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  7. nice...i am reading henry rollin's book on the fountain and the order right now...

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  8. Can they spare a few drops for me?? I do not feel so sorry for Vlad. Fate catches up to us all.

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  9. Maybe I'll become a vampire. ;0)

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  10. I bet Vlad was pretty ticked to discover the water gone. I know how pissed I get when I run out of my favorite face cream!

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  11. I think I'd rather die than become a vampire, even if it came with immortality.

    Just not worth it.

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  12. LOL! Feel almost sorry for Vlad, I'll have some of that popcorn though. (:

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  13. Well, no wonder no one can find the fountain of youth! bloody Vampires....

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