Thursday, 5 December 2013

Stories of the Order - Jello

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that is formidable, self-aware and elite secret society that has been here longer than the earth itself. While they are a serious, omnipotent group, at times they like to have a little fun with human beings and what better way than to create a fun form of sustenance?

The Order created Jello mainly as a joke amongst them. It was originally a joke because many Order members thought that humans would not fall for such a thing. Even though the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is all-knowing there was a small disagreement among them on humans accepting this food item. All of them saw that the humans would enjoy it but some were surprised anyway.

It started by a few members thinking of the silliest ways that a food could be created. They thought of obscure colors for a food item then on top of that, made it jiggle. This made everyone laugh even though they anticipated and knew about the human’s love for Jello would become a reality.

Fortunately for the humans, they made sure that it was an accepted hospital food item. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are not like human beings that become ill so they wanted to ensure that humans could also use Jello as something to help them recover while they were sick. This was very kind of the Order and humans should be grateful that something so silly was thought of with care and kindness.

The Order also made it easy to make and easy to consume since humans aren’t as developed as the Order and may have had a hard time if they had created it within their realm. No matter that it started as a joke, we are so thankful that the Order thought of us when creating Jello.

14 comments:

  1. it is probably because you recruited bill cosby to market them...wait was he in the order?

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  2. Someone gave me a joke recipe book. It has a recipe of jello for 100 people.

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  3. I know plenty of dudes who think watching hot chicks jello wrestling is a serious sport.

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  4. All hail the Order for creating Jell-O!

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  5. Jello shots - slightly more tolerable when liquor is added, but not by much. The joke lives on!

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  6. I can remember when I was young, someone told me jello was made up of ground up horse hoofs. To this day I think of that if I see jello

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  7. Sounds interesting. Thank you for sharing.

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  8. No jello for me, thanks! I will take some Jello pudding pops though!

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  9. Chuckles, yes, it has to be taken with a pinch of salt, surely!

    Hank

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