There are many theories behind this creature and while a lot of
people believe it actually exists, there are many who think it’s just a
hoax. The truth is that there is indeed such a thing as the big foot.
This is a highly evolved primate that is only a few hundred thousand
years behind men in terms of evolution. This is the reason why we had to
move them to another planet so that they can evolve freely without
being enslaved by men.
The whole concept of the famous planet
of the apes movie was based on these facts. The order knew that the
best way to seal the fate of the big foot as far as being an urban
legend was to create a blockbuster that shows what they are really like
and mask it as science fiction. This has been a great move because the
craze of the big foot has definitely weakened. There is a slight chance
that some of them actually remain in earths forests.
Showing posts with label bigfoot. Show all posts
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Friday, 12 September 2014
Thursday, 19 December 2013
Stories of the Order - Bigfoot
The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo a group unique being roams the Earth among us lowly humans. We have no idea why. We're relatively sure their technology and brain capacity it 10x what ours is but they watch and study us anyway. They more than likely study us out of curiosity of our élite stupidity.
We would be right to assume that stupidity is the culprit. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo does not know if they should pity us or laugh at us. Recently the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has noticed a new sport taking over Bigfoot racing. And the Order came up with the best idea of a joke. You see awhile back while exploring a wooded area. They stumbled across a Sasquatch also known as Bight Foot.
They were able to telepathically communicate with one of the Big Foots. There were a lot of them at one point. It appears the Bigfoots very lonely creatures. And they loved making fun of humans as well. They traded funny stories for a while. They like The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo were really into playing practical jokes on the humans. So when the sport of Big Foot racing came about it presented a perfect opportunity.
At 7pm one night the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo showed up and entered in their Big Foot well they were the last too be called and instead of a big monster truck, a big furry Wookie looking thing walked out. They thought it would be funny but it caused a big stampede. People were running and screaming all over the place. They were all trying to exit the building. Before they knew it the arena was empty. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and a few of the Sasquatches stood there looking at each other. Then they cracked up laughing.
We would be right to assume that stupidity is the culprit. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo does not know if they should pity us or laugh at us. Recently the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has noticed a new sport taking over Bigfoot racing. And the Order came up with the best idea of a joke. You see awhile back while exploring a wooded area. They stumbled across a Sasquatch also known as Bight Foot.
They were able to telepathically communicate with one of the Big Foots. There were a lot of them at one point. It appears the Bigfoots very lonely creatures. And they loved making fun of humans as well. They traded funny stories for a while. They like The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo were really into playing practical jokes on the humans. So when the sport of Big Foot racing came about it presented a perfect opportunity.
At 7pm one night the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo showed up and entered in their Big Foot well they were the last too be called and instead of a big monster truck, a big furry Wookie looking thing walked out. They thought it would be funny but it caused a big stampede. People were running and screaming all over the place. They were all trying to exit the building. Before they knew it the arena was empty. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo and a few of the Sasquatches stood there looking at each other. Then they cracked up laughing.
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