Thursday, 22 May 2014

Stories of the Order - Pitt

While the rest of the world has to oohh and aahh over the Brad Pitt that we all know, there is another reason that the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has decided to skip over the application he handed in for membership consideration.  The Order loves movies, but when it comes to the ones that Brad Pitt has been in, the Order has better applicants to consider.  Brad Pitt has been in the business since 1987 and that has allowed him to get selected to act in plenty of big name movies like Thelma & Louise, Legends of the Fall, 12 Monkeys and even the movie Seven.  Of course, he was in one movie that the Order enjoyed and that was Interview with a Vampire.

But, it comes down the other movies that Pitt has been involved in that makes the Order think twice about considered him for the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo as member.  Even though Brad Pitt might be disappointed, the Order has strict rules about membership and doing movies like The Favor, Meet Joe Black and Babel are not going to get you anywhere near consideration.  Sorry Brad Pitt.


  1. Imagine Brad Pitt being passed over. That is probably a first.

    1. I'd pass him over too. I guess I just don't like his mannerisms. Sorry, Brad.

  2. What a shame! Sorry Brad, next time perhaps! Nicely HGW!


  3. oh, i feel for him...he has been rather hit and miss...i had hope for Babel...Se7en still rocks me...Interview with the Vampire, terrible....

  4. I haven't seen any of the ones you mentioned. I saw him in the one he did with his now-wife but I can't remember the name of it. Oh, and 'A River Runs Through It.' I thought he did a great job in that movie, actually. :)

  5. Aw. I think the Order just hurt Mr. Pitt's feelings!

  6. Ouch! Poor Brad. I actually do enjoy most of his movies, but there is one we just watched. I think it was Killing Them Softly. I would rather rip my eyes out with a fork then sit through that movie again!