Thursday, 1 May 2014

Stories of The Order - Go Kart Racing

The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo are not only a highly intelligent and eclectic group, but they also are firm believers in choosing fun recreational activities over recreational drugs as a way to de stress and cope with the stresses of daily life. 

Because of this core value that they stand by, The Order were (and still are) constantly holding meetings (usually quarterly)  to brainstorm new, creative ways to introduce and integrate good clean fun into to the morally corrupt people outside of The Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo. It is their mission to educate and entertain those poor creatures that wander through the world lost and bored.

One such meeting took place in beautiful and peaceful villa in rural Italy in 1902. The leader of this particular brainstorming session was a Native mechanic, named Mario. This charismatic and handsome mustached man had the audience spell bound as he presented to them his ground breaking new ideas. Whilst power point had not yet been invented, Italian Mario, being of Italian blood, used wild and vivid hand gestures to explain the concept of Go Kart racing. Among the other Order members that day was Mario’s brother (or perhaps cousin…their exact relationship was always somewhat of a mystery those around them) Luigi, who is said to have shed a tear when the idea was accepted. To this day, both men are highly respected innovators and style icons of The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo.

8 comments:

  1. Never knew Go Kart had such a colorful beginning! Nicely HGW!

    Hank

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  2. Mario & Luigi go together like peanut butter and jelly! As for meetings, I say all work meetings should take place in a beautiful and peaceful villa in rural Italy. :)

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  3. They really did create everything

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  4. haha named mario...and now they have a video game about it that is widely popular....smiles...

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  5. That was one useful meeting! I do love go kart racing, and Mario Kart is one of my favorite video games!

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  6. My leg is moving. Someone might be pulling it.

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