Friday 14 February 2014

Stories of The Order - Additives

The order is an ancient group of beings that were here long before any humans of this age and will be here long after such humans are gone. They have done many things throughout their life on Earth but one thing they may never speak about is additives in food. Why? Because they like keeping humans complacent, docile, just plain dumb.

Why have humans that go against the status quo and make more work for them? They tried that and looked what happened, the dark ages. It took a lot of work for them to clean up that mess and they would rather amuse themselves other ways than to work at cleaning up human messes. So they gave humans what they needed, a brain sterilization.

The order let humans think they were being creative and helping with additives in foods, from coloring to fluoride, but in reality they have long been keeping humans dumbed down. Making them believe watching Justin Bieber concerts and reality TV was worth their time, instead of inventing and getting out in the world.

So now thanks to the order the humans remain stupid and slowly progress at things, not so stupid they are cavemen, but not so smart that they blow themselves up either. Thanks to the order humans can now prosper in their own sheer stupidity.

10 comments:

  1. Additives in food have really ruined our modern diet!

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  2. dang it...i knew that justin beiber was part of the mind control...i mean why else would you listen to it...lol

    ugh...additives.

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  3. Damn the order has their claws in everything

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  4. Additives should be called subtractors!

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  5. Well, I must not have any additives, because I think Justin Beiber and Reality TV Sucks!

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  6. there is still hope for us, a lot of people realise justin bieber is a douchebag!

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  7. gah, we saw a Bieber concert back when he was a good kid. :)

    Though, maybe the additives in our food really are affecting my judgment. ;)

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