Monday, 13 April 2015

Where the order hid Elvis

Elvis has been the ultimate icon for rock n roll and there is no doubt that he has given the world a lot to remember. The truth is that Elvis, just like many other famous artists, is not dead. He gets to retire in the same place that all of the relevant people in the world end up living. They are taken to a planet in a galaxy nearby. This planet has been conditioned to provide the same living conditions of planet Earth, but it has none of the crime, none of the dangers and all of the natural beauty.

There are some extremely important requirements to be allowed into this planet. The best news is that once a famous person reaches a certain age, they are given a special anti-aging elixir that allows them to live for another 200 years without aging. Elvis is currently alive and well, playing golf and enjoying great conversations with JFK and Princess Diana.

9 comments:

  1. I hope the Kardashians are not considered relevant 'cause we certainly don't need that Klan livin' somewhere else for another 200 years!

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  2. That planet would be a huge attraction

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  3. He would be rocking easily as in the 60's

    Hank

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  4. My mother-in-law will be giddy.

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  5. did he take the toilet with him?

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  6. I bet the Order arranged for major weight loss and liposuction. He must happy in a place where he does not have to perform and money doesn't matter.

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