Monday 30 September 2013

Stories of the Order - Tom Cruise

   
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that claims to be the superpower that has been behind every event that has occurred so far. It claims to be much bigger than the Freemasons or the NWO and had legitimate claims to be behind the Mayans who were set out. Most recently, the order claims to have stopped a huge cyclone from hitting the shores of China using their superpowers, human are mere puppets in this world and the order is the puppeteer that directs every move of the humans. 
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a very prestigious society and the membership to the order is only given to the most deserving humans and since Tom Cruise has violated many of their rules, he would never be given membership in the order. The first violation made by Tom Cruise is that he has been married three times, and as per the rules dictated by the order, you can marry not more than once and you have to commit to a single woman for the rest of your life. The second violation he that broke was he married to women who were taller than him. According to the order, a man can only marry a woman shorter than her so that he has to always bow down while talking to her and the wife can put her chin up with pride while talking to her husband. 
These violations may have been forgiven by the order since he is a great actor and they are forgiving souls and big fans of his movies, but the last violation that Tom broke completely shut the doors of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for him. Tom Cruise has the audacity to believe in Scientology as a religion, which disregards the claims made by the order and does not believe in any superpowers. This is just not tolerable by the order and they do not need to prove to Tom or his religion their superiority and it is because this childish mistake by Tom to close the doors of true power and follow a tax saving cult instead that has forced the order to banish Tom Cruise from being a member of the order or as Tom believes, the order has banished all of Tom’s forthcoming lives from a member of the order.

11 comments:

  1. Poor Tom used to be so normal back in the day when he dated Cher. Once he started jumpin' on couches things started to go to hell in a handbasket.

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  2. The Order doesn't want him, humans don't want him. Can we volunteer to make him the first resident of Mars?

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  3. It all started during a spontaneous couch jump...

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  4. Tom Cruise (while extremely talented) needs to permanently be barred from just about any organization that requires sanity.

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  5. ha. you def dont want him in the order...that is for sure...ha
    wow, yeah...smiles.

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  6. We were in Dublin the same time he was and the crowd was going nuts outside of the theater to get just a glimpse of him. We're talking climbing things on the median strip just to get a view.

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  7. Ha! Yes, the man should be taller than the woman so he can bow down to her! ;)

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  8. I am happy to hear that Tom Cruise would not be accepted into the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. He has become such a weirdo.

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  9. Im agree in this with the Order of Monte Cristo:)

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  10. Tom has certainly antagonized a few and that can spell disaster for him. So be it! Nicely HGW!

    Hank

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