The rabbit is a very harmless animal but the problem is that there is a
version of the traditional rabbit that was mutated in a lab and it
became highly intelligent. So much that it got to the point that it was
going to start causing an uprising of these creatures that actually
started to plot against humanity. This was actually a human experiment
and we never thought that it would work out so well that they could pose
a serious threat to humanity.
The idea they had was to create a rabbit smart enough to learn specific
routes in order to send messages into areas that are highly dangerous.
Also to deploy bombs and deliver terms of negotiation to the enemies.
Things got out of hand and we sent out special alien forces to
exterminate all of them. The cleansing took over 10 days but it was
completed successfully.
It could have been a disaster otherwise!
ReplyDeleteHank
Dang rabbiit still outsmarts Elmer Fudd.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean no more Easter eggs?
ReplyDeleteBomb deploying rabbits could've been messy.
ReplyDeleteSo Humping like bunny rabbits is bad?
ReplyDeleteThose bombs weren't made by ACME, were they?
ReplyDeleteI hope the Order got all the rabbits. You know how they multiply!
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