The Order is well aware of the nerds playing dungeons and dragons in
their basements. We also are aware of the conversations they are having
about comic books and how they wish they had mutant powers. Let it be
known that the order has stopped all uprisings that would turn into
mutant beings from the start. Today, if there is any mutation it will
kill or destroy itself immediately. Just look at the two headed snakes,
sheep, and many other animals that have tried to defy us. Look at the
conjoined twins and deformities that are incurable, that is our handy
work.
How did we do this? Well, we run all medical facilities. We spot
cell generation and we squash it outright. There will be no mutant
uprising on our watch, not one. Whenever a doctor is called, whenever a
nurse delvers a baby in an elevator, we are there, and we stop mutants.
So go back to the basement, read your X-Men comics and wish upon a star,
because we’ll squash those too. Just when you think that someone is a
mutant, you will come to the shocking conclusion that it’s nothing more
than cheap parlor tricks, magic, and those that claim they can “freak
your mind”. Right. Nothing more than circus acts. Real mutants get
snuffed out by The Order.
Can't say I'm sad there won't be mutants. Who knows how such a thing could turn out.
ReplyDeleteI have no mutant super powers, trust me!
ReplyDeleteDamn, so I can't develop them?
ReplyDeleteSnuffed out before they can develop into something weird! So be it!
ReplyDeleteHank
Free Wolverine!
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