Stories of The Order - ISIS

With so much attention given to the terrorist group ISIS, the Order would like to not only comment but also dispatch several elements that will bring them down. First of all, let’s just clear the air, this group is dangerous, but are they the mega powers? Are they the combination of The African Dream and The Big Boss Man? No. They aren’t even The Rockers, they are nothing more than a bunch of idiots running around with some explosive toys. Like every rebellion, the Order is going to take them out with not much more than a whimper. In fact airstrikes have already occurred by the United States, but what is not being covered is that we’re pantsing them, shoving a lot of them over and stomping them out. We purposely don’t send out videos of this, because that would only make things entertainment, and we are not entertaining anyone with this. 

In order to take down ISIS, you’ll find that the Military Knights of Monte Cristo are using 1980s style elaborate weaponry. We commissioned a lot of different weapons from Cobra Commander and are taking them on in a cartoonish style, because as you may realize, ISIS is nothing but a cartoon paramilitary group. Are they going to win? Not really. Right now we are just playing with them, like a cat plays with a mouse before they get snuffed out and leave no trace behind. Just look at Bin Laden, where is he? At the bottom of the ocean, because when we are done with things, we send it to the abyss, where we control the largest fish in the sea, some that you will never see with your own eyes. You’re welcome.