Monday, 11 November 2013

Stories of the order - Lottery

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secretive organization. We knew nothing of them, not even their existence.  Or why they are here? But they are here. Walking among us in secret. We may not be able to see them, but they are there right beneath the surface. It is still truly unknown if they like us or want to cause us harm. Thus far, nothing bad has happened. How could it unless they wanted it? They control everything, or so it seemed that way.             

It was true the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was controlling the humans for the most parts. It wasn’t even so much control as it was amusement to them to watch us. They enjoy creating chaos for us.           

The last few years  the Sovereign of Monte Cristo started rigging the US lottery. They would choose whom they would want to win. The person who won would die. It was usually in some graphic gory way.  The last person they killed Kyle Miller had a piano dropped on his head while walking past a building, it was weird and random.     

The Sovereign once again in sheer boredom has come up with a new way to torture. They have control of our body at least 85% of the time. The only time they let go is out of boredom. When they took over we lost complete control of our body. The secret was they were playing LottoEarth, I guess it would be equivalent to a video game for us, the only difference is one of us actually die.

They rig the lottery to choose a particular kind of winner. They have had muscly people, geeky people, rich people, and poor people. They did not discriminate.  The person that won the lottery was given the money and taken over by the organization. Then 10 member of the group would pick people and break up into teams of 5, and then hunt and kill the lottery winner. The winning team got to split the lottery earning, not that they needed money. It was simply for sport.          

They recently came up with a new version of the game called Family LottoEarth. They would  take a person with a family allow them to win the lotto.  Then they would take over their immediate family. The family would start chasing the lotto winner for his money until they caught him. They would then kill him and get the money.    

So if you are human and you live on Earth believe it or not EA sports is part of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. They are tweaking what they call the first live video game starring us humans. They had such great success with LottoEarth they created something based on it called the Hunger Games. Have you heard of it?

11 comments:

  1. ha. now it all makes sense....what a brutal people eh, out of boredom torturing and killing others...of course our movies become our myths

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  2. I've heard the name a time or two. Lots of buzz out on the new release. :)

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  3. Better I remain in my mushroom cave.

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  4. Figures, no wonder i can't win

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  5. This actually makes so much sense. Someone get me a tin foil hat, I'm about to be "that guy."

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  6. I'm so glad I don't play the lottery!

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  7. We don't buy into the lottery business. We wised up decades ago.

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  8. What about that statistician who won it like 17 times because she apparently cracked the secret to winning to lottery?

    She's still alive and kicking.

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  9. If that's the deal, I'm kinda glad I haven't won the lottery yet.

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