Stories of the order - Ketchup

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a group of superhuman individuals that have ruled this world since it began. They have been behind every single event on this Earth.  If you are wondering how you could not know this, open your refrigerator. I guarantee there is a bottle of the their mind control potion sitting right there on your refrigerator door. What do you not see it? You see the plastic bottle with the red stuff. You got it! It’s the ketchup.

Everything you think you know is implanted. It is not real. This group has sat in the shadows, and walked amongst us watching us like a television show. It was long ago at a meeting that it was brought to the attention of the leader the human race was the most boring species they had ever encountered. They never do anything exciting.

The leader pondered this for days. He had to maintain his tight reign on the group or risk being replaced. So he came up with a plan of epic proportion. His people were restless and needed entertainment .  So the leader concocted a mind control potion and mixed it with the world’s favorite condiment ketchup.

He knew the ketchup would be the best bet. Mayo and Mustard ranked about even among humans. But people did love their ketchup. They put ketchup on practically everything.

It allowed them to take over our bodies and control everything we did.  It amused them to do so.  Who do you really think soaps operas came from? It was not the human race. It was one of them. They have been controlling the human species for years literally. Hard to believe members of the human race is someone else’s entertainment.