Ever wanted to fly? Should the moon ever be cut in half or shift far away, gravity may go up. As in everything will start to float. There will be a run on nails, that is for sure. Maybe even cement shoes. Even the fillings in your mouth could be pulled out and go through your head, killing you. Death by dental work, worse ways?
No one cares about the moon. Mars is where it's at now.
ReplyDeleteI paid damn good money for my fillings.
ReplyDeletegeez....death by dental work...there have been times i feared it sitting in the dentists chair....
ReplyDeleteThat would be a good book title
ReplyDeleteDeath by dental work; that's a creepy thought!
ReplyDeleteDeath by dental work would be the worst way to die EVER. But it would make a helluva movie :)
ReplyDeleteGuess I'd better delay my plans to saw the moon in half, then.
ReplyDeleteWe'll just have to get the space lasso
ReplyDeletedeath by dental work would be a great book, the terrorist plot of the century
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there are worse ways, but that one doesn't sound pleasant at all.
ReplyDeleteThe toothpaste companies should use this to promote their products. Either brush, or get cavities that will eventually lead to a violent death.
ReplyDeleteomy death by dental work!! ugh!
ReplyDeleteDeath by dental work is already here..... when they still use the mercury fillings.
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