The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo a group with above average super human skills live there day-to-day lives among the human population. They blend and befriend all in the sake of learning about these not so mysterious creatures. Humans are probably by far the slowest in development on all levels. It really surprised the Order how far humans were behind other places they have inhabited.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo watched as humans continued to slowly grow but they never did anything to manage emf (electromagnetic field) pollutions also known as dirty pollution. They were just sending it out into the air slowly destroying Earth and themselves. . The Order was getting worried about what it would do the planet. They liked living on Earth. They had to think of something. But what? They need the humans to want to change. How could they achieve that?
So they decided to go back to the prankster days. If you remember The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo used ketchup as a mind control agent. Now they would use it too really scare the crap out of humans. You could think of it as scared straight EMF edition. They began the experiment running it every night for a week. To make sure everyone saw.
They implanted visions showing a desolate world and the few human and animal survivors riddled with cancer and sickness. It was an eye-opening site. It took only matter of a few days for people to take political stances on it. And it took no time for people to start emf proofing themselves and the people around them.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo knew this was a good thing and it will make the world a better place. It will also give humans a chance to live a little longer.
Monday, 30 December 2013
Friday, 27 December 2013
Stories of the Order - The Four Horsemen
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could potentially be the more
than mere mortals. So what are they doing here on Earth? They are ions
away from us human in brain capacity and storage. Their technology makes
ours look like child's play. Sometimes the Order would miss having
super cool gadgets. And they would be come quite impatient waiting on
humans to create them.
One day while in a meeting one individual had an idea that made the entire Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stop and take pause. They can easily do all the work for humans but it would throw the universal time line off completely. Since they couldn't build it for them they could build enough and let them take over.
They pondered the idea for a few moments when someone said and how are we supposed to do that without them finding out about us or becoming suspicious. You see the Order had already placed members in some of the biggest technological centers on Earth. They had moles in all the major think tanks. Now we just had to introduce things slowly.
Someone them made mention of humans their love of consuming alcohol. It was from there an idea was born. Returning back to their lair hitting ever liquor store they came back with so much liquor to test concoctions. They needed some think to put them out to the point of short-term memory loss.
After a few dud the tester who was one of their own, everyone in the Order had high tolerance to alcohol up until this one made with 1 part Jim Bean, 1 part Jack Daniel's, 1 part Johnnie Walker Black, and 1 part Jameson. They put it all in a shot glass mixed and handed to the tester. It took one shot and 3 minutes and the tester was down. They called it The Four Horsemen. It seemed fitting.
It was guaranteed to knock you on your butt. When those that worked in the think that went in knowing full well if you offer human free booze they would take it. It was because this little tactic we got VHS, CD players, DVD, players, DVD, Cell phones and more. Humans are more technologically advanced now but not so much so it causes a problem in the time line.
One day while in a meeting one individual had an idea that made the entire Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stop and take pause. They can easily do all the work for humans but it would throw the universal time line off completely. Since they couldn't build it for them they could build enough and let them take over.
They pondered the idea for a few moments when someone said and how are we supposed to do that without them finding out about us or becoming suspicious. You see the Order had already placed members in some of the biggest technological centers on Earth. They had moles in all the major think tanks. Now we just had to introduce things slowly.
Someone them made mention of humans their love of consuming alcohol. It was from there an idea was born. Returning back to their lair hitting ever liquor store they came back with so much liquor to test concoctions. They needed some think to put them out to the point of short-term memory loss.
After a few dud the tester who was one of their own, everyone in the Order had high tolerance to alcohol up until this one made with 1 part Jim Bean, 1 part Jack Daniel's, 1 part Johnnie Walker Black, and 1 part Jameson. They put it all in a shot glass mixed and handed to the tester. It took one shot and 3 minutes and the tester was down. They called it The Four Horsemen. It seemed fitting.
It was guaranteed to knock you on your butt. When those that worked in the think that went in knowing full well if you offer human free booze they would take it. It was because this little tactic we got VHS, CD players, DVD, players, DVD, Cell phones and more. Humans are more technologically advanced now but not so much so it causes a problem in the time line.
Monday, 23 December 2013
Stories of the Order - Nessie
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an unusual group of individuals who have been on Earth probably longer than humans. They know far more about everything on the Earth human or not. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo tries to get along with everyone and everything if they can help it. During an early exploratory expedition in the Scotland Highlands they came across a big lake, they decided to stop and take a break. They admired the beautiful lake and the beauty surrounding it.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo looked around taking it all in. They loved nature and everything it had to offer. But there peaceful moment was interrupted by a big splash in the center of the lake and this huge creäture jumped out. The Order stood and looked at her. They spoke to each other telepathically. She tells them her name was Nessie. She was the last of her kind. She was lonely. They chatted for a bit. Then The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo said their farewells and they left.
Little did the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo know they had a shadow. When they returned home a guess returned home there was Nessie. Nessie had followed them all this way. They told her she couldn't stay. But as soon as they said it her face crumpled and she started to shed big tears. There aren't too many things that can move the Order. However, watching this big creäture cry in front of them made them cave in. They built Nessie a private lake on their property. And they kept her. Every year they return the Scotland Highland with Nessie on vacation. Any sighting a human has ever seen was on an annual vacation the Order takes with Nessie. There is a reason the sightings are rare.
The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo looked around taking it all in. They loved nature and everything it had to offer. But there peaceful moment was interrupted by a big splash in the center of the lake and this huge creäture jumped out. The Order stood and looked at her. They spoke to each other telepathically. She tells them her name was Nessie. She was the last of her kind. She was lonely. They chatted for a bit. Then The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo said their farewells and they left.
Little did the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo know they had a shadow. When they returned home a guess returned home there was Nessie. Nessie had followed them all this way. They told her she couldn't stay. But as soon as they said it her face crumpled and she started to shed big tears. There aren't too many things that can move the Order. However, watching this big creäture cry in front of them made them cave in. They built Nessie a private lake on their property. And they kept her. Every year they return the Scotland Highland with Nessie on vacation. Any sighting a human has ever seen was on an annual vacation the Order takes with Nessie. There is a reason the sightings are rare.
Friday, 20 December 2013
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