The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo could potentially be the more
than mere mortals. So what are they doing here on Earth? They are ions
away from us human in brain capacity and storage. Their technology makes
ours look like child's play. Sometimes the Order would miss having
super cool gadgets. And they would be come quite impatient waiting on
humans to create them.
One day while in a meeting one individual
had an idea that made the entire Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stop
and take pause. They can easily do all the work for humans but it would
throw the universal time line off completely. Since they couldn't build
it for them they could build enough and let them take over.
They
pondered the idea for a few moments when someone said and how are we
supposed to do that without them finding out about us or becoming
suspicious. You see the Order had already placed members in some of the
biggest technological centers on Earth. They had moles in all the major
think tanks. Now we just had to introduce things slowly.
Someone
them made mention of humans their love of consuming alcohol. It was
from there an idea was born. Returning back to their lair hitting ever
liquor store they came back with so much liquor to test concoctions.
They needed some think to put them out to the point of short-term memory
loss.
After a few dud the tester who was one of their own,
everyone in the Order had high tolerance to alcohol up until this one
made with 1 part Jim Bean, 1 part Jack Daniel's, 1 part Johnnie Walker
Black, and 1 part Jameson. They put it all in a shot glass mixed and
handed to the tester. It took one shot and 3 minutes and the tester was
down. They called it The Four Horsemen. It seemed fitting.
It
was guaranteed to knock you on your butt. When those that worked in the
think that went in knowing full well if you offer human free booze they
would take it. It was because this little tactic we got VHS, CD
players, DVD, players, DVD, Cell phones and more. Humans are more
technologically advanced now but not so much so it causes a problem in
the time line.
Wow that is quite the drink
ReplyDeleteha. enough alcohol and def the memory gets fuzzy...did i do that...smiles.
ReplyDeleteDon't think I'd be getting back up
ReplyDeletei think I'll avoid that drink
ReplyDeleteinteresting:)
ReplyDeleteThis makes me kind of glad I don't drink!
ReplyDeleteI instantly had an upset stomach reading the ingredients, oy!
ReplyDeleteMakes me sick just thinking about it!
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