Breathe in and out

Called the toilet breather. Exactly what one would be breathing I am not sure. We may be better off not having any air at all.

Apparatus????

It was patented as a life saving apparatus. How it saves your life is mostly any ones guess. Care to take one?

Counting Sheep

I am not sure what this is supposed to protect sheep against but if you need to protect sheep, get a great sheep protector.

Automatic Tipping

No longer to you have to wish people good day. As you go by your hat will automatically tip itself for you. Ready for one?

Do the splits

Split pants could be making a wave somewhere near you soon. Now you have 2 zippers to worry about.

Scents

If you love the smell of old people then you will be the first in line to pick up this old person scented doll. Are you ready?

Shark Bait

Protect yourself from sharks with this great pointy suit. Do you think they nailed it?

Easy Ads

Advertise and protect your eyes at the same time. What could go wrong?

Upside Down

Confuse bystanders as you walk about town in the inverted mask. Which way is up?

Slippery Slope

Now you can have something to do in the bathtub and always reach the soap. The soap slide is ready and waiting for you.

Remote

Thankfully things have upgraded. But if you ever need to reach the TV or fend off an attacker. This TV remote is for you.

Monsters?

So someone decided it would be a good idea to patent a cereal monster. Point? Anyone?

Easy Bath

No need for a shower or a bath. Just stand on the conveyor belt and go through the new human car wash. Ready to give it a try?

No stepping on toes

With the dance helper I guess you will learn and be able to stand up doing it. Hopefully they don't weigh a lot.

Feed The Family

You will never run out of soup with the giant soup bowl. That is if you can fill it to begin with.

Toe Show

With the invention of toe puppets, now you can put on a toe puppet show. Ready to let your feet free?

Tissues

No need to grab a box of tissue any more. The electric tissue will get you through those rough patches. Going to be the first to try?

Light it up

For those smokers out there there is now an easy way to hold your cigarette. It's stylish to, right?

Got Dimples?

Ever wished you had dimples? Now with the handy dimple maker you can have as many as you like.

Stopping Crime

The next time a burglar ever tries to break into your house, you will be ready. Unless they use the window.