The order have another session waiting for you. This time it will knock your socks off. So they expect you to have a paper bag to breathe in as you read.
1547 - The Order sunk the rest of the world creating oceans.
1845 - The Order brought forth volcanoes
1750 - The Order stepped on a crack and broke your mother's back
1854 - The Order gained new members, other alien members
1901 - The Order sunk a golden pirate ship
Showing posts with label dates of the order. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dates of the order. Show all posts
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Dates of the Order - Another Lap
The order continue to release their great feats, mostly so humans can bow down before them and gossip in their puny lives.
1754 - The Order founded the moon. The order actually created the moon!
1659 - The Order stopped Trilen Tinker from ruling the world. Never heard of him, right?
1843 - The Order created the matrix and humans went in one by one.
1750 - The Order fought off a frost giant invasion
1900 - The Order invented the thumb tack.
1754 - The Order founded the moon. The order actually created the moon!
1659 - The Order stopped Trilen Tinker from ruling the world. Never heard of him, right?
1843 - The Order created the matrix and humans went in one by one.
1750 - The Order fought off a frost giant invasion
1900 - The Order invented the thumb tack.
Wednesday, 19 March 2014
Bringing You Up to date
The Order have declassified a few more dates for humans. They were delighted with the bickering that occurred over the last few, that they just had to do it again.
May 11, 1111 - The Order played chess against the computer. Proving they were 1's and the computer was 0's.
June 16, 1490 - The Order created the first ever flying monkey.
June 19, 1521 - The Order helped mother nature create tornadoes.
September 13, 1678 - The Order published a fiction book that was actually fact, but humans to this day still think it is fiction.
November 15, 1777 - The Order bought up the last piece of planet Earth. humans only think they own it.
May 11, 1111 - The Order played chess against the computer. Proving they were 1's and the computer was 0's.
June 16, 1490 - The Order created the first ever flying monkey.
June 19, 1521 - The Order helped mother nature create tornadoes.
September 13, 1678 - The Order published a fiction book that was actually fact, but humans to this day still think it is fiction.
November 15, 1777 - The Order bought up the last piece of planet Earth. humans only think they own it.
Wednesday, 12 March 2014
Dates of the Order
The Order has recently declassified some things just to get humans talking and give themselves something to do.
July 21, 1010 - The Order stops a real gremlin uprising.
August 12, 1200 - The Order create the hidden shield to cover Atlantis.
February 14, 1414 - The Order fight back the 6th alien invasion.
March 21, 1518 - The Order created popcorn.
April 16, 1617 - The Order purge the Earth of the cyclops breed,
July 21, 1010 - The Order stops a real gremlin uprising.
August 12, 1200 - The Order create the hidden shield to cover Atlantis.
February 14, 1414 - The Order fight back the 6th alien invasion.
March 21, 1518 - The Order created popcorn.
April 16, 1617 - The Order purge the Earth of the cyclops breed,
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