Stories of the order - Hulk Hogan?

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is an elite order that makes all things we know in life possible. From stopping caldera volcanic eruptions that would end life to creating dogs that can spot cancer, they are omnipotent and all-knowing. There are times when they allow a human of great stature to join their ranks but they are extremely choosy, and for good reason. There are a few reasons why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo would never accept Hulk Hogan.

While Hulk Hogan is an incredibly talented wrestler, it’s his private life that is not in tune with what the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo stands for. He has been in the World Wrestling Federation, New Japan Pro Wrestling, the American Wrestling Federation, and has been a champion in most of his wrestling endeavors.

However, his personal life is distasteful to the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. First of all he was in several movies of questionable taste such as Santa With Muscles and Thunder in Paradise. He also took part in a reality show about himself and his family, showcasing his family’s dysfunction. His son seriously injured a friend in a car accident and spent time in jail. However, during that time Hulk Hogan and his wife were deplorable to the injured friend’s family, only caring about their own son. He later divorced his wife after allegations of cheating on both sides and spent a lot of time with his daughter in a relationship that was quite distasteful to anyone who saw the photos. Now the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo isn’t saying that he did anything wrong with his daughter but it was just not up to caliber and quite unappealing.

Since the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo only wants the best and refuses to entertain anything less, there is no way that Hulk Hogan could ever be a part of their elite group.