Stories of the Order - Tom Cruise

   

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a secret society that claims to be the superpower that has been behind every event that has occurred so far. It claims to be much bigger than the Freemasons or the NWO and had legitimate claims to be behind the Mayans who were set out. Most recently, the order claims to have stopped a huge cyclone from hitting the shores of China using their superpowers, human are mere puppets in this world and the order is the puppeteer that directs every move of the humans. 

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo is a very prestigious society and the membership to the order is only given to the most deserving humans and since Tom Cruise has violated many of their rules, he would never be given membership in the order. The first violation made by Tom Cruise is that he has been married three times, and as per the rules dictated by the order, you can marry not more than once and you have to commit to a single woman for the rest of your life. The second violation he that broke was he married to women who were taller than him. According to the order, a man can only marry a woman shorter than her so that he has to always bow down while talking to her and the wife can put her chin up with pride while talking to her husband. 

These violations may have been forgiven by the order since he is a great actor and they are forgiving souls and big fans of his movies, but the last violation that Tom broke completely shut the doors of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo for him. Tom Cruise has the audacity to believe in Scientology as a religion, which disregards the claims made by the order and does not believe in any superpowers. This is just not tolerable by the order and they do not need to prove to Tom or his religion their superiority and it is because this childish mistake by Tom to close the doors of true power and follow a tax saving cult instead that has forced the order to banish Tom Cruise from being a member of the order or as Tom believes, the order has banished all of Tom’s forthcoming lives from a member of the order.

Stories of The Order - Animals

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has always searched the world for beings as intelligent if not more so intelligent than them. You see the Order had taken up residency on Earth among the human population. Of course humans had no clue, they are such idiots, the Order could do whatever they wanted and the humans would be none the wiser until it was too late.

If you ever wondered why the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo resided on Earth, one main reason was the animals. They wanted to study them. I guess you wonder why study some dog, cat or gold fish. They were very partial to domesticated animals.

You know how they say all movies come from some element of a truth. Well do you remember Doctor Doolittle? He was a member of the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. Believe it, Doctor Doolittle was real and the Order made a movie based off him. For inspiration they also called Hank the Orders loyal lab. Hank gave them lots of pointers. You want to know why? Because Hank could talk, it was true animals could talk. They just didn’t want to be seen, especially with humans. It would mess up their good thing.

The Order got many of their ideas for Dr. Doolittle from pets telling their story, who totally knew better. The cat who crawled across her master’s crotch and accidentally clawed his member, well the cat knew what she was doing.  The bird flying above your head splatters you and totally misses your car with its poop, The game Angry Birds was not called Angry Birds at first, It was called Angry Birds Missile Poop. The Order created it and changed the name. The dog that runs while on a leash, it was never the car. He just needed an excuse to trip you.

You see animal are capable creatures. The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo has watched these animals, get fed, walked, belly rubbed and bathed without asking. Animals are smart. The Order could not believe how well the animals have it on Earth. It’s has quite a few members that are animals Mr. Ed was even a member. So yeah the Order does like animals better than humans because they are infinitely wiser. Most animals get free room and board, fed, walked and whatever else they wanted. The Order was impressed. So they got to know the animals. They still hang out occasionally.

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Stories of The Order - Moon Landing

The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo are a group of individuals living on Earth with us humans. We have no idea who or what they are. They walk among us controlling us when they feel like it. It was back in the 60s the group was starting to get bored with the humans. We did not know the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo was behind every piece of technology, and every huge event in the world.

They were busy living the lives of us lowly humans.  You see the group was far more advanced than Earth. And well Earth and it’s humans were really boring. So the elite group met together to discuss what to do about this severe boredom.  The Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo felt the humans just lacked a sense of humor. But this group had a very keen sense of humor. So they decided to play jokes on us. But humans never knew they were jokes. The groups just cracked up at the human’s reaction.

They knew that Russia and the US were fighting to be the first into space and to make it the moon. So the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo infiltrated NASA. Took a few things they needed and beat feet. Once the video of Neil Armstrong who is actually one of the higher ups in the order took part of this little stunt. Soon the video was released.  They sat back in awe of how ridiculous the humans acted over such a tiny thing.  You see the Sovereign Order Of Monte Cristo have been all over the galaxy. They found it so hilarious to see two countries fighting over something so trivial like going into outer space and landing on the moon. They took it a step further by spreading rumors that the moon landing was faked, and the conspiracy theories were on.  They loved hearing the different conspiracies.

Who knew a group of such advance intelligence had such a wicked sense of humor. If anyone ever wondered about the creators of Saturday Night Live look no further, it was the Sovereign Order of Monte Cristo. The fake moon landing really started something the elite group realized they liked playing jokes, 5 or 6 years later SNL was born. It has been going strong ever since.